30 Things Stressed People May Say at Work

1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet!
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry. I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait ... I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder .. my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aww, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes ... Do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

Burj eL 3arab, Dubai 

Its been a while...

So its been a while since I updated my blog, I will start updating it more often. Thanks to the new Flock Browser.

I'm seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Finish my 3D Fax project next semester and take one more elective and I'm done with college. Time to start looking for a real job.

Top 10 ways to look busy at work

1. walk really fast when you are going anywhere as to appear something important is going to happen
2. carry a notebook with you at all times. seems like you are suppose to be somewhere taking notes. if at your desk keep it open with a pen on it
3. keep your headset on if you are in your cubicle
4. actually do work but that defeats the purpose. okay more later. any suggestions?
5. shuffle papers
6. look pissed off
7. put up a do not disturb sign when you are browsing the web
8. continually click on a pen
9. walk around with your laptop open, side note: take your laptop home and say you are WFH (working from home)
10. open up Microsoft Word and write blog entries to post later

Finally Linux...

I started using computers from the days of MS Dos, my 1st computer didnt even have a hard drive. As developed Windows and became popular, I still missed Dos and didnt like Windows as much. People told me to try Linux but I never did, mostly because I thought it is only text based and I got used to GUI.

After all these years, I downloaded a few running live CDs to check things out, wasn't too impressed. Then downloaded a Gentoo 2004.3 LiveCD and Installed at my work machine using the Gentoo manual and thats how I learned my way through linux. I told my self was: Where was I all these years?!

Needless to say, its my primary OS now and it works nicely on my AMD64 machine at home. I can't see my self going back...

Allah Yirhamak Ya Hariri

In February 2005, former Lebanese Prime Minister, Rafik eL Hariri was assasinated on When a massive bomb explosion hit his motorcade in Centeral Beirut. The city he spent most of his later years trying to rebuild. He was a great loss to his people. May god bless his soul and reveal the truth.

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